The “I’m better than everyone else here.”
Adhyaksa Dault

The “Maybe in 2423.“
Nachrowi Ramli

The “Goldmember girl.”
Hasnaeni Moein

The “I know how but I’m lost.”
Marco Kusumawijaya

The “I don’t know. I won Twitter ballot.”
Biem Benjamin

The “I can’t do this but I’m confidence.”
Ichsanuddin Noorsy

The “Who are you again?”
Mohamad Sanusi

The “Really, Jakarta?”
Abraham Lunggana

The “Social Media Buzzer is still a thing” Feb 29th, 2016 update
Ridwan Kamil

The “Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest of them all?”
Sandiaga Uno

The “(insert stream of the most vulgar curse words)”
Ahmad Dhani

The “Bring it on, bitches!”
Ahok

The “Sodom and Gomorrah.”
Gandrasta Bangko